they're known to friends as Cheezboigah and Slimm. Slimm is the kinda guy who feels compelled to spend his free time helping homeless families. the Cheez hates public transportation and can easily be convinced to drink all the liquors. no one knows why he wears a badge with a picture of a white girl on it. that's not the kind of thing you ask the Cheez.
These two guys were briefly in my dream last night. Cheezboigah was trying to explain something but no one was listening and I couldn't understand what he was saying.